i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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