the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
