There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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