it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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