she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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