I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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