Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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