I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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