no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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