Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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