I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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