the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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