p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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