I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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