he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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