Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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