he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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