On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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