Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
