well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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