Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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