4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
