Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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