Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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