Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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