I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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