absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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