And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
third nipple confirmed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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