just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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