just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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