So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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