Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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