So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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