If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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