your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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