let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Text me some of your sweat
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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