no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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