he thought i was a dude.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses