google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.