She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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