don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?