Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.