so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD