What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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