WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild