I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just blew my weed a kiss
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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