The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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