Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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