Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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