How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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