Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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