She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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