Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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