No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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