She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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