your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so explain again why im purple
no
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
They are going to name an STD after you.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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