I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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