You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Randomize
