toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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