My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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