Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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