quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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