I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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